Antiques Freaks
084 The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt

084 The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt

August 21, 2019

Explosions! Drugs! Art theft! But most importantly, antiques! It's all there in this 2014 Pulitzer prize winning novel shortly to become a major motion picture. From cutting up lines with your Christie's card to lovingly refurbishing Queen Anne highboys, there's only one solution: be gay, do crimes.

083 Sad Irons

083 Sad Irons

August 14, 2019

Turn that frown upside-down and learn how these irons got so danged sad. It probably has something to do with the highly flammable fuel tank. Or the extremely impractical swan-on-swan design. Or maybe it's just because it took us until the 20th century to put steam in the darn things. Who can say, really.

082 Christie’s Official History

082 Christie’s Official History

August 7, 2019

It's the one that's not Sotheby's. Behold the fifty-five slide Powerpoint presentation of the Official History of Christie's Auction House as presented on their actual website. Watch in amazement as they break every existing auction record that they just made up and also coincidentally want us to note the French Revolution for no particular reason. Welcome, dear listener, to Christie's Histories, a Christory full of Christie's Mysteries.

081 Cast Iron Banks

081 Cast Iron Banks

July 31, 2019

You wanna know where the real money is? BANKS! From Tammany Hall to Bill Cypher and everywhere in between, we cover 19th and 20th century cast iron banks. (Thanks to listener Stephen for suggesting this episode topic! Sorry about all the vaping.)

080 Victorian Solarpunk: FERNS!

080 Victorian Solarpunk: FERNS!

July 24, 2019

Behold the glorious solarpunk futurepast! Urban gardening flourishes in 19th century England. We've got rhododendrons, roses, and toxic smog. Time to invent the Wardian case and come down with a nasty infection of pteridomania. In conclusion, ferns. See also: the Crystal Palace.

079 Souvenir Spoons

079 Souvenir Spoons

July 17, 2019

What do the Salem witchcraft trials, Route 66, and the economic crises of the 1890s have in common? Spoons. Let's get some. Now with bonus yelling about Ripper Street!

078 The Green Man

078 The Green Man

July 10, 2019

A listener suggestion sends us down a rabbit hole of arcane rites and mysterious symbols. What brings together the Arts and Crafts movement, Gothic Revival architecture, the Book of Kells, 17th century English pageantry, medieval cathedrals, memento mori, Nicholas Cage's Wicker Man, and the ancient cults of Bacchus, Dionysus, Pan, and Silvanus? THE GREEN MAN. (Brought to you by Lady Raglan.)

077 Griswold Cast Iron

077 Griswold Cast Iron

July 3, 2019

You deserve the best, most buttery-soft cast iron available. You will find it in the Griswold family of products. It's more than just self-defense implements. And it's not because the metal was more bad in the future.

076 Antiques Fraud! Tear Catchers

076 Antiques Fraud! Tear Catchers

June 26, 2019

Once upon a time, ancient Romans began the tradition of catching their tears in tiny glass bottles, a tradition which the Victorians carried on throughout the nineteenth century. OR DID THEY? Learn the lies behind the lachrymatory!

075 Cast Iron Pans

075 Cast Iron Pans

June 19, 2019

Put the spider on the cross. Cleanse your sins with fire and lye. The time has come to join the Cast Iron Cult.